MLS playoff clinchers and eliminators (Edition 1)

Well, the last week is upon us. And 4 teams are not out of the race (San Jose Earthquakes, Los Angeles Galaxy, Toronto FC, FC Dallas). The two teams that left that have a chance to make it that currently aren't in are Colorado Rapids and DC United. The East have clinched 5 wild cards, RSL will lose tiebreakers if Colorado takes the West 3rd and Colorado cannot be tied for a wild card spot. Here are the remaining playoff scenarios:

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Columbus Crew - 54 pts:
Clinched Supporter's Shield/1st Seed in East

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Houston Dynamo - 50 pts:
Clinched 1st Seed in West

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Chicago Fire - 43 pts,
New England Revolution - 43 pts:
Chicago Fire has the tiebreaker. So Revolution need a better result than Fire to gain the 2nd Seed in the East over the Fire. Either way, Chicago Fire and New England Revolution are matched up in the first round of the playoffs.

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Chivas USA - 42 pts:
Clinched 2nd Seed in West

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Real Salt Lake - 39 pts:
To get 3rd Seed in West:
Win or Draw
Cannot win a wild card spot due to losing all tiebreakers.

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Kansas City Wizards - 39 pts:
To get First Wild Card:
Win
Draw - (NY draw) OR (NY lose AND (DC draw or lose OR DC win by less than 3 goals))
Lose - NY lose AND DC draw or lose
To get Second Wild Card:
Draw - (NY win AND (DC draw or lose OR DC win by less than 3)) OR (NY lose AND DC win by 3 goals or more)
Lose - (NY lose AND DC win) OR (NY win or draw AND DC draw or lose)

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New York Red Bulls - 39 pts:
To get First Wild Card:
Win - KC draw or lose
Draw - KC lose AND ((DC draw or lose) OR (DC win by less than 4 goals))
To get Second Wild Card:
Win - KC win
Draw - (KC win or draw AND DC draw or lose) OR (KC win AND DC win by less than 4 goals) OR (KC lose AND DC win by 4 goals or more)
Lose - DC draw or lose

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Colorado Rapids - 37 pts:
To get 3rd Seed in West:
Win
Cannot be tied with a wildcard spot.

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DC United - 37 pts:
Hopefully, you can follow the parenthesis in this one.
To get First Wild Card:
Win - (KC lose AND NY lose) OR (KC draw AND NY lose AND DC win by 3 goals or more) OR (KC lose AND NY draw AND DC win by 4 goals or more).
To get Second Wild Card:
Win - (KC win AND ((NY draw AND DC win by 4 goals or more) OR (NY lose))) OR (KC draw AND ((NY win AND DC win by 3 goals or more) OR (NY draw) OR (NY lose AND DC win by less than 3 goals))) OR (KC lose AND (NY win OR (NY draw AND DC win by less than 4 goals)))

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FC Dallas - 35 pts,
Toronto FC - 35 pts,
Los Angeles Galaxy - 32 pts,
San Jose Earthquakes - 30 pts:
All mathematically eliminated.